I'm so shitfaced right now I swear to got I just put my eyepatch on the wrong side.

Shit, I feel like I'm going to barf up enough half digested nachos and leftover pizza to bathe a starving village of skinny boys and girls everywhere.

Looks like we got some new visitor besides the truckload of newbies shipped to this shithole city on a daily basis.

Sup. Got cigs?

[OOC: feel free to bring in other cast members, spoilers, other Badou's, whatever you want! Break that 4th wall to your hearts sweetest content.]